Chords for Your Pitiful (var.1) by Weird Al Yankovic free download and read or play online: file .txt, 1.98 kb has 64 views and 0 downloads.
capo on the 8th
intro
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G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 x2
verse 1
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G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
My life is brilliant.
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
G
My life is brilliant.
G/F#
Your life's a joke
Em7
You're just pathetic
Cadd9
You're always broke
G
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G/F#
really ain't impressing' me
Em7
You're suffering' from delusions of
Cadd9 D/F#
Adequacy
chorus
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 D/F# G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
Cadd9 D/F# Em7
And ya smell repulsive too
Cadd9 D/F# G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
What a bummer bein' you
verse 2
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G
Well ya just can't dance
G/F#
And forget romance
Em7
Everybody you know still calls ya
Cadd9
Farty Pants
G G/F#
But you always have a job well I mean
Em7 Cadd9
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
chorus
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 D/F# G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
Cadd9 D/F# Em7
While you're playin' Halo 2
Cadd9 D/F# G
No one's classier than you
interlude
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Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F#
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
outro
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 D/F# G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Cadd9 D/F# Em7
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Cadd9 D/F# G
When it just sucks to be you